Hello writers, readers, and future submitters. I wanted to put out an update about this year’s anthology. First, to all of those who have submitted, thank you so for sharing your words and stories. I’ve gotten a few really interesting and engaging submissions but the truth is, I haven’t actually received enough entries to complete a book. So, I am extending the deadline to December 1st, 2022. This of course will push the publishing date back by about two months but I would rather put out a good quality book that we can all be proud of.
In the event I don’t get enough entries, I will give the entrants an opportunity to have their work published and promoted on my website, or have it returned to them so that they may option it out elsewhere. I hope the new dates will give people more time to find something fun and twisted to send in and give those that have already made the cut a chance to still get their work out there and even earn a small amount of money for it. If you need details on the submission guidelines, here they are:
- Dates: Submission will open until December 1, 2022
- Winners will be notified December 2022
- Publication Date: TBA Early 2023
- Submission guidelines: The Beautiful Stuff will be accepting, short stories (2000-5000 words), Flash Fiction (200-1000 words), Poetry (up to 5 poems allowed per submission), novel excerpts (up to 3000 words), and Personal Essays (up to 2000 words) all centered around the theme. I’m pretty lenient as far as genre. I will accept non fiction, fiction, speculative fic, western, sci-fi, fantasy, romance, erotica, historical, hysterical, time jumping primates, talking frogs, brains in jars, and ANY combination thereof. Submissions translated to English are preferred. All humans are encouraged to send in their work, regardless of how they identify, what color wrapper they come in, or who they love. I may judge your font, but I’ll never judge you.
- Contest is open to domestic and international writers but awards will be paid in US dollars. Please submit your work as an attachment to your email, which will be a lovely cover letter about you (name, email, job, what you write, what you love to do, your submission’s title, and the secret of life–haha, just kidding we all know its 42). Email subject line should read BEAUTIFUL TWIST SUBMISSION_name (not just ‘name’–use your name). The submission file (please use .doc, .docx, or another Word friendly format) should be the title of your submission and your last name i.e. “Merry Krampus-Reichert”
- Top 3 submissions will earn prizes as follows: 1st–$30, 2nd–$20, 3rd–$10 paid via PayPal or Venmo (or check if need be). Runners up will be published in the anthology with a chance to compete in the Colorado Book Awards.
- You may submit in multiple formats, multiple times (ie poems and flash, or novel excerpt and essay) but each submission must be in a separate email. You can copy and paste your cover letter…I’m not going to make you rewrite that thing, they’re a pain in the ass.
- PLEASE DO NOT submit anything that has been previously published or that you no longer own the rights to. I can’t even begin to process the legalities, so just don’t. Don’t double dip. Simultaneous submissions are absolutely fine but LET ME KNOW if your work gets accepted elsewhere as soon as possible.
- Prohibited subject matter includes: overtly violent or gruesome content that does not further the story, non consensual sexual acts, racist/homophobic/misogynistic/hate filled writing, violent or hurtful actions against children or animals, and anything that judges, stereotypes, or seeks to harm another human being based on their human being-ness. I’m cool with erotica done tastefully and along the lines of the theme. I’m also cool with expletives if they fit the character and scene and you’re not just using them like a 7th grade boy to look cool. Cool?
All right, now that you all have a little breathing room to get your stuff in (or procrastinate until November 30th) here’s a little poetry:
Every day is a stranger’s best guess
who’ll show up to fill my skin
not even I know what shape
my mind will take
or what chaotic beauty will emerge
from which butterfly’s wing flap
but I know she will be beautiful
she always is
broken or ballsy
tired gloom or bursting rainbows
contemplative or cursing
all shades of her grey matter
matter and shine and
she’ll do ten thousand amazing things
without me directing
bring coffee to lips
toss around thought
buy the groceries
feed the soul
take the hit
give it back, times two
every day is fate’s best guess
who’ll show up to fill my skin
But she is always
broken and in-progress
uplifting and whole
whether in shades of gray
I can always count
on me showing up